Weekend Caption Contest

Better Red Than Dead Caption Contest
(Source: AFP)

Original caption: Wrapped up : A Chinese honor guard is covered by a flag during a welcoming ceremony for visiting Spanish King Juan Carlos I, at the Great Hall of the People in Beijing.(AFP/Teh Eng Koon)

Other Current Contests:
Bullwinkle Blog
Cowboy Blob
Gone Rick Motel
Right Pundits
Rodney Dill
Support Your Local Gunfighter
WILLisms

Top Five Entries:
5. Mrs. Clinton unveils her proposed, "Uniform of the Proliteriat", which will be a choice for you to wear when she is Chairman, er, President . . . really. - Pudge
4. NO! THE STATIC CLING! ARRRRGH! - Pandy
3. Eventually the Harrison Ford stunt double that did not survive the carbonite freeze found suitable employment. - Rodney Dill
2. I see London, I see France, I see Rosie's underpants! - DragonLady

WINNER! - I see Red People! - Cowboy Blob